Exactly how many people were you fucking (or avoiding fucking) at the same time?
Fuck you for lying & fucking that other girl. I get it though. She’s prettier and skinnier.
excuse me sir but I am trying to fuck you without any strings so WHAT EXACTLY IS THE PROBLEM
WHEN YOU TEXT THE GUY YOU LIKE BUT HE NEVER RESPONDS AND YOU’RE JUST SITTING AROUND HOPING HE RESPONDS BUT INSTEAD YOU GET A BOOTY TEXT FROM YOUR DRUG ADDICT LUNATIC SEMI ABUSIVE CRAZY NON EX/EX BF AND THAT’S JUST FUCKING GREAT NO I AM NOT FUCKING TEXTING YOU BACK OR SUCKING YOUR DICK FUUUUUUUCCCKKKKK YOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
I am the “fuck up” friend & I think I’m starting to be okay with that…
When you don’t mean to hurt a friend’s feelings by being honest when they ask & you think everything is fine but then you find out that you’ve potentially ruined your entire friendship….
Guy: “You’re super beautiful but…”
Translation: “You’re hideous & I would never EVER be within ten feet of you but I don’t want to hurt your feelings.”
Don’t even like the dude, just always reminded of my place as a completely undesirable leper. Word.